Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff
man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit
I have some good news for you
what is it
A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain
awwsome I don’t like horses
i am terrified
she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”
me after i listen to inner me
A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason peopleThe person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
Complacent surrender